thus i transcribe from a cheap notepad:
d: "no, it's the gay pirate that goes 'ooh-arse'!"
s: [that would be me. after i said something fabulously witty] "i would write that down, but it would be conceited."
d: "and difficult to spell."
l: "nose-breather!"
s: [sings] "wiiiider than a mile!"
(later we tried to reconstruct this & extend the song, but...)
s: "what can we do after that then?"
d: "choke to death, i don't know..."
[there was a conversation about a conversation about masturbation, wherein people proclaimed that it was disgusting, and on relating it i declared that they must have been "covering it up" -- ]
d: with tissues?
(i have my actual words written down, but because what i said includes the words "people that were like oh my god!" my fingers would shrivel if i related the whole thing here.)
s: "i'm lyeeeeng!" (precisely why i said this -- with quite so many 'e's -- is a somewhat irrelevant tale...)
d: "on his shoulder!"
s: "yay ambiguity!"
d: "what, in tissues?"
d: "that's a song, isn't it? 'if i could whistle'?"
l: "no, that's 'if i had a hammer'."
s: "sorry, that wasn't funny."
l: "no, it was season eight of red dwarf."
d: "he's right, that wasn't funny..."
and finally!
a work of compositional genius!
ahem --
NOOOBODY KNOOOOWS (tiddly-pom)
THE TROUBLES I'VE SEEEEN... (tiddly-pom)
...
