a while ago i found myself wanting to swear using the words "cow in a can" ("oh, cow in a can, i didn't mean to leave that safe unlocked", "you... you... cow in a can!") and spread the word. this morning i found:
you know. it makes a cow noise when you turn it upside-down.
it's been hanging around for years, and i completely forgot there was such a thing as cow in a can. apart from corned beef. hurrah!
