'Shit! I forgot my dog collar!'
Truly, he is the face of the modern clergy.

'It'll be brilliant. Come on, let's go away. A proper holiday. A chance to forget about things.'
'What things?'
'Just things.'
'Like bollards?'

'And what did he say?'
'Nothing. He just raised his eyebrows.'
I raised my eyebrows, to show Ian what it looks like when someone raises their eyebrows.

just a selection of things that tickled me in the middle of the night, from this book which you should buy and make the author even happier yes you should. & if you join him, tell me, dammit.